Sometimes my job allows me to sit in the sun outside Starbucks, do nothing and work on my pre Texas base tan.
Sometimes my job allows me to sit in the sun outside Starbucks, do nothing and work on my pre Texas base tan.
Tumblr, I haven’t seen you guys in a while, what’s new ?
I’m all clean shaven and fresh out the shower.
I make videos where i ramble and sound like i’m about to die.
I’m gonna make sure my blog is nothing but pictures of nice butts and ryan gosling. he is a hunk and makes my heart melt.
I remember when iraffiruse was funny. Correction: I remember when the internet was funny.
Prom with my handsome date <3
My eyes!
This town is too fucking small.
He’s here.
With his girlfriend.
I’m alone.
And I look ridiculous.
Fuck this.
I wish I could have the job of making up the names of paint colours or the names of Community episodes.
At least I’ll always have It’s Always Sunny to get me through my sleepless nights.
Lining up.
Looking all collegiate.
Woah.